Benji
Someone tell me, why am I obsessed with a stuffed begel I got from F.A.O. swarts? I named 'im Benji. I made him a cardboard house (now in my trash can) and even carried him wherever I went after I got him in New York? (Benji is a BOY! I am not a silly girl who insists all her stuffed toys are girls, no sir. Benji is a BOY BOY BOY. He will not have a sex change and become Bellie, he will stay a... he! T.Y.V.M.)
Benji is treated like a prince. (There is no king of the house for me in Scarborough. Mactop is more like a cook, well; he IS the cook, except for on his birthday! My dad (real dad) doesn’t live here, my mom is a female and so am I. So I am princess, my mom is Queen, and there is no king and no end to this sentence, Muhahaha!)
I have taught benji to lick my face, go down the stairs, put on a tie and lay down. Is there no end to this nonsense? Soon, Benji will go to school, eat meals with us, get his own luxury cardboard house, and be King of the house! Here are some pics of Benji and his 'tricks':
Benji gives me a kiss
Benji takes a trip down the stairs
Benji gets ready to go to prince Charles wedding.
Tel me, why am I obsessed? This dog is just so cute? (I am not insane; let me tell you that, Mr./Miss!)
I am getting a bigger benji soon. Benji will grow up, find a puppy, name 'im shilo, and live a happy life. (Note, benji now will be come shio then!) Oh, what will I do!!!!!!!
Please, give me you're thoughts on this!
posted by Little English Schoolgirl @ 8:48 AM
6 Comments:
You are one wacky girl! So when the bigger Benji comes Benji will become Shilo and Shilo will become Benji? Does that make any sense? Kings, Queens, and Princesses? Who knew we lived like Royalty (but I bet our "cook" is better!). Though I think poor Mactop got the short end of the stick here, a cook and so much more . . . like driver, for one! :) (I have never used these symbols before--this is a first ;) )
Nice to meet Benji (also soon to be known as Shilo). He joins other special grandogs, like Dog, Other and New! I liked the story, but liked the picture of you two most of all. xxx GG
Um, I guess I didn't like the story. I happen to think Mactop is much much more then just the cook. And what does T.Y.V.M mean? I think Benji is quite cute and I agree with USGram, the picture of the two of you is much better.
So, Benji is cute, you are cuter.
love, P
Oh, I think a certain cousin of yours can understand why you'd be obsessed with a stuffed dog!
"Is there no end to this nonsense?" You are too funny!
xoxo
Hey,hey hey young lady do not forget you are holding Benji hostage. You have become his master whoops would mistress be appropriate? He may rise up someday, jump from his luxury cardboard house and run away with the cook!! Then what would the princess do?
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